thegoodlifeoncampus:

It’s college, so I’m sure you’ve had the awful experience of taking a warm shot before (gag), so here’s a fun way to make sure it never happens again, no?

I just really need these okay.

I CAN’T START MY ESSAY AGAIN UNTIL I BEAT THIS LEVEL OF THIS GAME THAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET PAST FOR LIKE 4 DAYS UGH IT’S IMPOSSIBLE I SWEAR

I can’t go to until because of this fucking game on my iPod that’s in real time.

I expected to delete the app minutes after downloading and trying but like now um I’m obsessed.

I am an E-list star :(
No where close to D-list.
I will get there damn it you will see me in the soaps.
Daring Liasions coming to a television near you.