Such a fucking headache from not eating today
Eating this sandwich I made that I don’t even really want now so a) I don’t waste food and b) I don’t have to get up and put it in the kitchen and then passing the fuck out pie festival tomorrow hopefully wooohooo
lying in a ball dying until then xx
MY HOUSE SMELLS BEAUTIFUL RIGHT NOW.
I love any and every holiday because my family always prepares enough food for an army.
This Cupcake Wars episode oh god
“It’s a cinnamon scented cupcake.”
“It’s an almond scented cupcake.”
SCENTED?
And this girl that just said “Come on cream for me, cream for me!”
Fucking awkward
There is honestly no way that I can describe how much I love food.
I’m getting emotional while eating these chicken nuggets
Last I was in NY I had McDonalds delivered to me when I was in Manhattan.
That why I like living there better than here. Such luxury.
I was at my boy’s house last night, and his little like 5 yr old niece was hanging out with us while her parents were out.
She started talking about all the food she liked and she got on fruits and veggies and she said “I like the little round orange things, I don’t know what they’re called but I like them. They’re called lobster. Lobsters, and they’re round and orange.”
And it was the cutest fucking thing when we tried to explain to her that they’re called oranges, not lobsters. She kept giggling and covering her face and aufhdsoufho she’s so adorable.
Like if you don’t think Ron Swanson is the perfect man, you might be an complete asshole.
10 Things You Can Do With Coca-Cola, Take full advantage of your next Coke!
Like why can’t you just use products meant for these things instead of a coke I don’t get it.
“Pour some in your laundry cycle to remove fishy smell from the boys clothes after they went fishing!” Fucking try laundry detergent you asshole then sit there and drink your coke and not be an idiot.
