May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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my mom: look at that plane its flying so low... where is it going?
me: its going to a party
my mom: ...
me: its a birthday party
my mom: ...
me: its your birthday party, happy birthday darling. We love you very very very very very very much.
my mom: ...
May 30th
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I got this nail polish for like a dollar at the mall the other day just because it said “mood nail polish” and it’s supposed to work like a mood ring. Like I know that those just change with temperature and not really your mood but I bought it because it was nice coral color, and hey, if it really did change, that’d be pretty damn cool. BUT GET THIS, if it’s cold, it...
May 29th
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I can’t bear this god awful Malice In Wonderland movie a second more. SO I’m going to get tacos with my boyfriend then lay in bed with him and kiss him. I love tacos.
May 29th
May 29th
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May 29th
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kwieta: and then satan said lets fuck with people’s minds and make friday close to monday but monday really far from friday
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Also I really want a chicken sandwich
May 26th
May 26th
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I was talking to my boyfriend about piercings last week, asking him if he would like if I got *this* piercing or *that* piercing, saying random body parts, half kidding and being funny. But now I kinda actually want another one. I was thinking nose (nostril, not septum) but I don’t know fhdifdsplkds 
May 26th
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I'm a fucking shrub, ok: stuartsometimes: Next... →
stuartsometimes: Next time you’re late for work, stop and look at your hands and remember that your blood is still pumping. You’re still a person with dreams and goals and nothing is going to change because you didn’t show up on time. When your stomach falls and your heart hurts, stop…
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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I can’t explain how satisfied I am with my life right now.  I’m so happy I can’t even put it into words. I have a great boyfriend and I’m absolutely in love. I’m so fucking lucky to call him mine again. I’m getting back friendships with people I lost touch with this past year or so, and it’s really great to have them back in my life, especially one girl...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Listen
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“There is no purpose in “reading” The Great Gatsby unless you...”
– Roger Ebert, Roger Ebert’s Journal
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Fuck all of you high school AP English students...
“OFFICIAL TRAILER” MY ASS THIS IS DECEPTION AND IT’S NOT OKAY
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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I am drunk
that is all 
May 20th
May 19th
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going to bed before these pain killers wear off and I feel the need to consume more than needed  okay see ya
May 19th